Monday, January 30, 2006

Round From a Turban

Al-Zawahiri released a new video calling President Bush a butcher.

He, on the other hand, is "a uniter, not a divider".

Hits Just Keep On Coming

The dominatrix was acquitted of killing her client by plying her trade too enthusiastically.

She's smart as a whip, that girl.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Acid Rocker

The inventor (and frequent consumer) of LSD, chemist Albert Hofmann, turned 100 in Switzerland.

Life's a trip.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Up the Dow Staircase

The Dow closed above 11,000 for the first time since Spet. 11, actually closing at 11,011.

Yeah, so I stupidly bet 1100 on the 11th horse in the 11th race... and it came in 11th.

Alito Wisdom

Judge Alito began his Senate confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court by saying that a good judge has no agenda.

"You understand, fellas, just like you don't have a brain I'm not allowed to have a heart."